Tip of the day - Don't suck!

On my subway trip home from the doctors today I was cranky, frustrated and in a lot of pain. I was very aware of my surroundings the whole time and made sure to keep my leg out of the way. About 35 minutes into the trip I turned to look out the window and the guy who had been sitting across from me for the entire trip got up and rushed out the door. As he did this he slammed into my leg - I screamed, cursed and yelled bloody murder - I jump onto my good leg, hop towards him, cock back my crutch and swing it right into his forhead. He dropped and started to cry like a little girl - Then I kicked him in the face.

Except for him running into my leg, none of this actually happened - but it should have. This blog may have just saved me some jail time. You suck dude!