10 Abnormal Products

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have in your possession an item of great power?  For centuries, mankind has been searching for rare relics of unknown origin that may hold powers beyond belief.  What would happen if you came across one of these relics; what would you do with it?  There are some strange things out there, but none can be stranger than the following products.  Some of these products may work, but most of them probably don’t, otherwise everyone would be using them to their advantage.  Whatever the case may be, please don’t be offended by any of the comments as they are just for entertainment purposes only.

10. Crystal Skulls/Balls

Generally quartz material, crystal balls or human skulls have long baffled. Both are known to be connected to the paranormal, in one way or another, and can even help you contact the dead. Many feature films are based on reports of people using these foreign elements. If you have one of these and you wonder why it fails, then maybe you should try the next item on our list of guaranteed results! Otherwise, you can buy two crystal skulls and crystal balls online through various vendors or E-bay.

9. Magic 8-Ball

A popular toy in the 90s, the Magic 8-Ball did some amazing things for what it cost.  Along with wasting your money, the magic ball could answer questions you already know the answer to, predict things that would never happen, and even give you answers to questions you never asked.  Confusing? Yes. Magical? Don’t think so. You might be wondering why I’ve included this in the list, and all I can say is “Reply Hazy, Please Try Again.”

The Magic 8-Ball would become so popular however, that many versions of the fortune telling toy would be created. Some examples are:
Affirmation Ball (A yellow ball with a smiley face on it that gives twenty random affirmations to the user, such as “You look marvelous” or “Your breath is so minty”.)
Sarcasm Ball (The antithesis of the Affirmation Ball, this one provides answers such as “Do I Look Like I Care?” and “Yeah, Right”.)
Hannah Montana 8-Ball (Baby blue in color. Based on the Disney live action TV show and pop singer Hannah Montana. Example of answers: “The fans say yes”, “I’ve Got Nerve and I say no”, “Sweet Niblets No”, and “You got it, Bud.”)

8. Miracle Spring Water

Peter Popoff (self-proclaimed miracle healer who was exposed as a fraud) is giving small packets of tap water which he blessed the time to donate money to him. Water consumption by the bullet, supposedly users can expect to receive large sums of money in the mail and be cured of cancer. You may be wondering where you can sign up for your “free” water miracle. By staying up late at night, you may be able to catch one of his infomercials advertising H2O magic on television.
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